Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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