it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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