So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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