in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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