I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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