I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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