Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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