kristin has been a bad kristin
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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