We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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