just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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