Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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