u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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