I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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