I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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