she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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