I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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