What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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