Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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