ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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