I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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