At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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