i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I will die if light touches me.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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