I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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