used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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