So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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