great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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