Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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