i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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