i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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