I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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