I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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