I'm jealous of your bromance
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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