You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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