After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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