He is such a slut. More and more my type.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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