i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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