Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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