You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Randomize