do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
why do cheetos always look like penises
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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