i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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