so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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