I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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