Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I had to cum in my sink.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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