Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
This couple is walking their pig around campus
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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