Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He is an equal opportunity slut.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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