my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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