literally had 100 drinks last night.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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