is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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