Your dad touched me again.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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