question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you mean i was at the winter classic?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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